god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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