Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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