Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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