This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
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