Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
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