Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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