we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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