i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize
