Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
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He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Drunk is not a location!
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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