I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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