i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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