just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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