love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
