Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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