Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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