You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Me. At least after what I've been through.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
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