fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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