that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
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