idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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