so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
false alarm. still invincible.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
When did angry sex become our thing?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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