Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
soo... how was my night?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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