champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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