Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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