U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
you never un-have a 4some
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
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