What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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