I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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