if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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