Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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