That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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