no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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