just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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