my sisters under your porch take her home
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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