I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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