Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize