I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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