I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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