When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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