im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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