she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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