it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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