Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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