I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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