The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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