fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
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I think I died a long time ago.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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