You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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