they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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