im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
My financial advisor pointed out that 37% of my income is currently going towards "non-essential food items"
That's banker lingo for "you're an alcoholic"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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