she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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