I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
There r osticjed everywhere
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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