My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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