Yo dont text me then not text me
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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