That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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